THE ILLUSTRATED MAN (Konrad Lenz)
	The Illustrated Man  And his child bride Walked down the road  And they hitched a ride He drinks like a congressman Eats like a hog Sleeps wrapped up  In a hollow log   You saw what I said You heard what I've done It don't mean nothing It's only for fun I'm an honest man You've got nothing on me Please kind sir Can I go free?   There's a gun on the shelf And coins in a jar Ashtrays and bottles And a nylon guitar He stayed in his room' He could not come out Please mister, don't leave There isn't no doubt.   I met him in New York  I lost him in Spain Now it's quite clear  He'll be back here again Like Jesus or Jagger Or Humphry Bogart When he comes on strong  He upsets the whole cart.   19 Dec 01